| Wazan |
aik dolat mand shakhas say nihaiyat aajzi say iltaja ker raha tha kh agar aap apni larki ki shadi muj say ker dain to main aap ko larki k wazan k braber sona doon ga.
larki ka baap bola- mujey kuch waqat do.
un sahib ney poocha. soachney k liye?
jawab mila nahee larki kaa wazan barhaney key liyee. |
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| You r the biggest fool on earth... |
| You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..? |
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SMART
CUTE
LOVABLE
SWEETEST
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WARNING :
Is Msg. Ke sabhe Sabhd Kalpanik he..
Inka Vastavik se Koi Sambandh Nahi he.. :p |
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| Sardar STD Pe gaya aur STD wale ko 2 thapad lagaye. |
| Sardar STD Pe gaya aur STD wale ko 2 thapad lagaye.
STD walene pucha thapad kyo mara?
Sardar bola board par likha hai dial karne se pehle 2 lagaye.. ;) |
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| This is a test to check ur English. |
| This is a test to check ur English. Read this fast and loud. BOW VOW COW, HOW NOW LOW,BOW VOW WOW VOW BOW BOW.. TEST RESULT OK.. GOOD DOG
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| A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. |
| A BOY on Drive Date in BMW..
Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai
I'm already married
Girl:Tumne to dara diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi he ;) |
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| If you hold 5 roses in ur right hand, and 5 roses in ur left hand and look in the mirror,,you will see 11 roses..and the most beautiful is the "Middle |
| If you hold 5 roses in ur right hand, and 5 roses in ur left hand and look in the mirror,,you will see 11 roses..and the most beautiful is the "Middle One"!!! |
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| Ye duniya badi Zaalim hai yaar |
| Ye duniya badi Zaalim hai yaar
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Ek medical student ne apni clasmate ko khun se likha leter dekar kaha: "Mujhe iska jawab jarur dena"
Ladki ne jawab diya: "Tumhara blood group B+ hai" |
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