| Faqeer funny jokes |
| Faqeer: ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do
Dokandar: Baba kal ana ,
Faqeer: Es kal kal ke chakar me
Es Market me mere Lakhon rupay phanse howe hain :8 |
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| Funny boy vs girls sms |
| BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!!
Girl . Tum asey wesey harket to nahen karogay?
Boy . Nahi
Girl. Phir rahnedo kiya faida! |
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| Funny pathan song sms |
| Once a Pathan was asked
“Khan G appka Favourate Song Kon sa HAi?”
Khan Sahb replied :
“LARKI KYON , NA JANE KYON
LARKON SI NAHI HOTI”. |
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| Funny sms - funny dad and son |
| DAD: if you paas in the Exam , I will give u 1 cycle
SON: If I fail?
DAD: I will give u 10 cycles.
SON: why?
DAD: puttar , Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae! |
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| A pathan recieved a message from his girl Friend. |
| A pathan recieved a message from his girl Friend.
“I MISS YOU”
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soch soch ker pathan ne reply kia,
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” I MR YOU “ |
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| Jb wo make up karti hy |
| Jb wo make up karti hy
to bilkul reema lagti hy
wah wah
jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy
Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy |
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| Subah Se Ise Intzar Me |
| Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein
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""FARAZ""
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K Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy |
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| Muhabat Ho Jaye |
| Muhabat Ho Jaye
Ya
Machar Kaaten
Anjam 1 Hi Hy.
What?
Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati... |
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| Muhabat Ho Jaye |
| Muhabat Ho Jaye
Ya
Machar Kaaten
Anjam 1 Hi Hy.
What?
Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati... |
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| Aik Aadmi Doctor kay pass gaya |
| Aik Aadmi Doctor kay paas gaya aur us se kaha Doctor sahab mujhe PATLAY motion hain.
Doctor: Kitne Patle Hain????
Patient: Buhat Patle Hain.
Doctor: Phir Bhi Kitne Patle???????
Patient: Itne Patle Motion Hain kay app KULLI bhi kar sakte hain!!! |
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