| Terrorists |
| Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate...
.
.
.
.
.
.
I have already donate five litrs. |
|
| Its been a rough day.I got up this |
| Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom |
|
| I'm a killer, i kill people for money |
| I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
|
|
| If your a Vegetarian to be nice |
| If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food |
|
| Birdy birdy in the sky dropped |
| Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
|
|
| If ur world is spining Round & Round. |
| If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... |
|
| Husband seting near to his |
| Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh.. |
|
| This cat is cat a cat good cat |
| This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT! |
|
| MEN-opause MEN-strual |
| MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?? |
|
| When i open my eyes every morning |
| When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! |
|
