| How Can A Father |
How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms. |
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| Why Did Lady Throw |
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
"Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo." |
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| Not much dad |
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. |
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| Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo |
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said:
"Apni Saas Ko Bahar Nikalo" |
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| beti kyu ro rahi ho? |
Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya..
Ha ha ha |
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| My mother fears a lot |
Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing! |
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| U R Realy Brave |
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hai. |
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| Today is sunday |
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents. |
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| Main school nahi jaonga |
Son: Main school nahi jaonga.
Mom: Q?
Son: Main nokari karonga.
Mom: 4th class parh kar kya kaam karogay?
Son: 3rd class ki larkiyon ko tution parhaonga. |
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| Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi |
Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.
Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?
Shohar: Tumko kese pata:
Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha. |
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