| What R U Searching? |
What R U Searching?
No Msgs Today
Bcoz
Sunday Is Holiday. |
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| Ye Haath Mujhy De De Thakur |
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct
When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch
When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap
In Short
Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... |
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| Free Call From Any Network |
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy!!!
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| Some Beautiful |
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.
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Nice na...??
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| Which shaving cream do u use? |
Sales Man: Sir, which shaving cream do u use?
Customer: Kumara's.
S.M : Which after
shave do y use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Which tooth
paste do u use ?
C : Kumara's ?
S.M : Which shampoo
do u use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Sir , what is
this kumara's is it an
international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate. |
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| Now No GIFT 4 U BYE |
A GIFT FOR U
I have a GIFT 4 u Plz close ur eyes
1
2
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10
Cheater
You did not close ur eyes
Now No GIFT 4 U BYE.
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| A small Advice |
A small Advice
Don't press the
button like this it
will Damage Ur Keypad. |
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| World's shortest horor story |
World's shortest horor story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines:
"When the world's last man was alone in his room, the door was knocked." |
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| How to make One Million Rupees |
How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ? ? ?
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Simple . . . . .
Start with Two
Million. . . ! ! ! |
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| What’s The Best Way To Get FAT |
What’s The Best Way To Get FAT ?
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Go To The Butcher
Shop … ;->
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